The league, on the record
The receipts live here.
Big wins. Bad benches. Trades that deserve a group chat hearing.
This week's main characters
Same league. Very different Tuesdays.
Abominable Snowmen
Managed by TheAbominableSnowmen
vs. landanss · 97.04 points
The scoreboard has spoken. The group chat may now submit its excuses.
| QB | Jayden Daniels | 32.26 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey | 17.30 |
| RB | Derrick Henry | 21.00 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | 22.80 |
| WR | Zay Flowers | 14.60 |
| TE | Trey McBride | 21.60 |
| FLEX | Parker Washington | 30.40 |
| FLEX | Rhamondre Stevenson | 17.50 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin | 7.00 |
| DEF | Cincinnati Bengals | 10.00 |
Best starter: Jayden Daniels (32.26)
Worst starter: Chase McLaughlin (7.00)
No higher-scoring, position-compatible bench swap was found in the available scores.
Snapshot ceiling; historical taxi/IR status and kickoff locks are not available. Bench totals include all nonstarters in the snapshot.
Full week recap ↗City Wok Rions
Managed by CoachBucky
vs. Killen Kehillah · 145.90 points
That lineup brought a spoon to a points fight. The bench has requested an independent investigation.
| QB | Bo Nix | 7.92 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | 11.20 |
| RB | James Cook | 22.80 |
| WR | Greg Dortch | 0.00 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp | 3.50 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft | 11.60 |
| FLEX | J.K. Dobbins | 15.40 |
| FLEX | Dohnte Meyers | 3.20 |
| K | Cameron Dicker | 6.00 |
| DEF | Jacksonville Jaguars | 2.00 |
Best starter: James Cook (22.80)
Worst starter: Greg Dortch (0.00)
Biggest potential swap: Germie Bernard for Greg Dortch, +14.40 points. Eligibility at kickoff is unverified.
Snapshot ceiling; historical taxi/IR status and kickoff locks are not available. Bench totals include all nonstarters in the snapshot.
Full week recap ↗The power board
Editorial math. Commissioner seeding sold separately.
| Rank | Team | Power | Points / week | Last 3 | Weeks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Abominable Snowmen | 94.00 | 167.94 | 155.06 | 5 |
| 2 | Afghan National Team | 89.27 | 146.00 | 163.67 | 5 |
| 3 | SuckMyPresticles | 78.55 | 142.60 | 151.12 | 5 |
| 4 | Killen Kehillah | 62.91 | 138.47 | 142.26 | 5 |
| 5 | MauiHowie | 62.36 | 139.34 | 132.89 | 5 |
| 6 | The Dirtiest | 53.82 | 132.24 | 140.59 | 5 |
| 7 | balls2thewalls2 | 44.18 | 124.21 | 144.74 | 5 |
| 8 | wcisco | 43.09 | 132.16 | 127.85 | 5 |
| 9 | Newmen | 35.45 | 126.81 | 117.61 | 5 |
| 10 | landanss | 19.82 | 120.12 | 105.45 | 5 |
| 11 | Cam Newtons fantasty | 13.64 | 107.68 | 115.21 | 5 |
| 12 | City Wok Rions | 2.91 | 97.33 | 95.91 | 5 |
See the power formula. Byes and unpaired entries are excluded.