In the middle
balls2thewalls2
The front office audit. Feel free to file a complaint with the scoreboard.
balls2thewalls2 · Season history
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Kyren Williams is delivering 21.9 points per observed week. That is the sort of employee who should be allowed to skip the staff meeting.
Jaylen Warren is 27. The production can still help, but this front office's five-year plan should probably include a calendar.
Keon Coleman is 23 and averaging 9.3 in the saved sample. Finally, a reason to say "trust the process" without immediately muting the chat.
These comments use observed points and ages. No salaries, contracts, injuries, or NFL playing-time claims are invented.
How is this owner doing?
There is not enough linked owner history for a fair year-over-year comparison yet.
Schedule luck: -1.18 wins versus all-play expectation. All-time record, championships, trades, and season-by-season results.
The franchise receipts
Across linked seasons: 1-4-0 in regular-season head-to-head games, 0 championships, and 0 playoff appearances. Team names may change. The receipts follow the manager.
| Season | Team snapshot | H2H W-L-T | Observed games |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | balls2thewalls2 | 1-4-0 | 5 |
Value basis: FantasyCalc dynasty value. Priced skill players: 19/19. Unpriced is unknown, not worthless. Source and method.
Key players
| Player | Position | Age | Observed PPG | Weeks | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kyren Williams | RB | 26 | 21.86 | 5 | 4853 |
| Patrick Mahomes | QB | 31 | 17.12 | 5 | 3132 |
| Jaylen Warren | RB | 27 | 18.60 | 5 | 2804 |
| Michael Wilson | WR | 26 | 12.82 | 5 | 2749 |
| Josh Jacobs | RB | 28 | 0.00 | 5 | 2031 |
| Alec Pierce | WR | 26 | 2.44 | 5 | 1710 |
| Terry McLaurin | WR | 31 | 8.46 | 5 | 1605 |
| Keon Coleman | WR | 23 | 9.28 | 4 | 1467 |
Draft-pick drawer
| Pick | Value |
|---|---|
| 2027 round 1 (original roster 5) | 2786 |
| 2027 round 1 (original roster 8) | 2786 |
| 2027 round 2 (original roster 11) | 1500 |
| 2028 round 1 (original roster 11) | 2053 |
| 2028 round 2 (original roster 11) | 1268 |
| 2028 round 3 (original roster 11) | 926 |
| 2029 round 1 (original roster 11) | 1785 |
| 2029 round 2 (original roster 11) | 1156 |
| 2029 round 3 (original roster 11) | 870 |
Outlook is based on simulated playoff odds: at least 70% is a contender, at most 30% is a rebuild candidate. This is not a claim about what the owner wants to do. Explore trade ideas.