In the middle
The Dirtiest
The front office audit. Feel free to file a complaint with the scoreboard.
The roster has entered the chat
Amon-Ra St. Brown is delivering 20.8 points per observed week. That is the sort of employee who should be allowed to skip the staff meeting.
Brian Robinson is 27. The production can still help, but this front office's five-year plan should probably include a calendar.
Bucky Irving is 24 and averaging 15.7 in the saved sample. Finally, a reason to say "trust the process" without immediately muting the chat.
These comments use observed points and ages. No salaries, contracts, injuries, or NFL playing-time claims are invented.
How is this owner doing?
Trending down: this season's head-to-head win rate is 20.0%, versus 75.0% across 24 prior regular-season games. That is -55.0 percentage points. The current sample is 5 games, so this is a temperature check, not a career verdict.
Schedule luck: -1.54 wins versus all-play expectation. All-time record, championships, trades, and season-by-season results.
The franchise receipts
Across linked seasons: 19-10-0 in regular-season head-to-head games, 0 championships, and 2 playoff appearances. Team names may change. The receipts follow the manager.
| Season | Team snapshot | H2H W-L-T | Observed games |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | The Dirtiest | 8-4-0 | 12 |
| 2025 | The Dirtiest | 10-2-0 | 12 |
| 2026 | The Dirtiest | 1-4-0 | 5 |
Value basis: FantasyCalc dynasty value. Priced skill players: 20/20. Unpriced is unknown, not worthless. Source and method.
Key players
| Player | Position | Age | Observed PPG | Weeks | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ja'Marr Chase | WR | 26 | 15.98 | 5 | 7996 |
| Brock Bowers | TE | 23 | 14.24 | 5 | 7038 |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | 26 | 20.84 | 5 | 6933 |
| Omarion Hampton | RB | 23 | 9.92 | 5 | 3738 |
| Bucky Irving | RB | 24 | 15.74 | 5 | 3564 |
| Lamar Jackson | QB | 29 | 16.02 | 5 | 3480 |
| DeVonta Smith | WR | 27 | 9.70 | 5 | 3118 |
| Harold Fannin | TE | 22 | 10.34 | 5 | 2610 |
Draft-pick drawer
| Pick | Value |
|---|---|
| 2027 round 1 (original roster 1) | 2786 |
| 2027 round 1 (original roster 11) | 2786 |
| 2028 round 2 (original roster 2) | 1268 |
| 2029 round 2 (original roster 2) | 1156 |
| 2029 round 3 (original roster 2) | 870 |
Outlook is based on simulated playoff odds: at least 70% is a contender, at most 30% is a rebuild candidate. This is not a claim about what the owner wants to do. Explore trade ideas.