Regular season
2025 · Week 1
Final recorded weekly scores. The group chat appeals process remains unofficial.
Weekly highlights: Abominable Snowmen led with 145.92. Newmen brought up the rear at 100.62. Closest margin: 10.62.
Cam Newtons fantasty136.46
Afghan National Team121.22
Margin 15.24 · Matchup 2
Starting lineups
Cam Newtons fantasty
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Lamar Jackson | 29.36 |
| Austin Ekeler | 8.70 |
| J.K. Dobbins | 14.80 |
| Justin Jefferson | 14.80 |
| Tetairoa McMillan | 11.80 |
| Sam LaPorta | 13.90 |
| Zay Flowers | 28.10 |
| Xavier Worthy | 0.00 |
| Daniel Carlson | 10.00 |
| New York Jets | 5.00 |
Afghan National Team
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Trevor Lawrence | 11.32 |
| Jahmyr Gibbs | 15.00 |
| Bucky Irving | 14.50 |
| Puka Nacua | 23.10 |
| Tee Higgins | 6.30 |
| Chig Okonkwo | 4.90 |
| James Conner | 14.40 |
| Calvin Ridley | 6.70 |
| Cam Little | 15.00 |
| Green Bay Packers | 10.00 |
The Dirtiest131.82
Killen Kehillah109.16
Margin 22.66 · Matchup 4
Starting lineups
The Dirtiest
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Patrick Mahomes | 26.02 |
| Saquon Barkley | 18.40 |
| Ashton Jeanty | 12.00 |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | 8.50 |
| Tyreek Hill | 8.00 |
| Brock Bowers | 15.30 |
| De'Von Achane | 16.50 |
| Omarion Hampton | 8.10 |
| Matt Gay | 3.00 |
| Denver Broncos | 16.00 |
Killen Kehillah
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Josh Allen | 38.76 |
| RJ Harvey | 7.90 |
| Isiah Pacheco | 4.80 |
| Nico Collins | 5.50 |
| Mike Evans | 10.10 |
| George Kittle | 12.50 |
| George Pickens | 6.00 |
| Jameson Williams | 6.60 |
| Brandon Aubrey | 11.00 |
| Minnesota Vikings | 6.00 |
Abominable Snowmen145.92
SuckMyPresticles120.62
Margin 25.30 · Matchup 1
Starting lineups
Abominable Snowmen
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jayden Daniels | 20.12 |
| Derrick Henry | 29.20 |
| Christian McCaffrey | 23.20 |
| Malik Nabers | 12.10 |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | 19.40 |
| Evan Engram | 5.10 |
| Tony Pollard | 7.90 |
| Chuba Hubbard | 17.90 |
| Cameron Dicker | 9.00 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 2.00 |
SuckMyPresticles
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Joe Burrow | 8.82 |
| Bijan Robinson | 24.40 |
| Tyrone Tracy | 5.50 |
| Garrett Wilson | 22.50 |
| Courtland Sutton | 18.10 |
| Trey McBride | 12.10 |
| DeVonta Smith | 4.60 |
| Deebo Samuel | 22.60 |
| Chase McLaughlin | 4.00 |
| Baltimore Ravens | -2.00 |
Newmen100.62
City Wok Rions117.98
Margin 17.36 · Matchup 5
Starting lineups
Newmen
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jordan Love | 15.92 |
| Jonathan Taylor | 12.80 |
| Kyren Williams | 13.90 |
| Travis Hunter | 9.30 |
| Terry McLaurin | 4.70 |
| Jake Ferguson | 7.30 |
| Chase Brown | 13.10 |
| DJ Moore | 8.60 |
| Evan McPherson | 5.00 |
| Washington Commanders | 10.00 |
City Wok Rions
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts | 24.28 |
| James Cook | 21.20 |
| Alvin Kamara | 13.70 |
| Ja'Marr Chase | 4.60 |
| Brian Thomas | 9.00 |
| T.J. Hockenson | 4.50 |
| A.J. Brown | 1.80 |
| Jaylen Warren | 13.90 |
| Chris Boswell | 14.00 |
| San Francisco 49ers | 11.00 |
landanss118.02
MauiHowie107.40
Margin 10.62 · Matchup 3
Starting lineups
landanss
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Dak Prescott | 7.82 |
| Breece Hall | 16.50 |
| David Montgomery | 8.30 |
| CeeDee Lamb | 18.00 |
| Drake London | 13.50 |
| Dallas Goedert | 11.40 |
| Ladd McConkey | 13.40 |
| TreVeyon Henderson | 11.10 |
| Ka'imi Fairbairn | 14.00 |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 4.00 |
MauiHowie
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jared Goff | 11.90 |
| Josh Jacobs | 14.00 |
| Kenneth Walker | 5.40 |
| DK Metcalf | 12.30 |
| Emeka Egbuka | 23.60 |
| Travis Kelce | 12.70 |
| Jaylen Waddle | 7.00 |
| D'Andre Swift | 9.50 |
| Jake Bates | 7.00 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 4.00 |