Regular season
2026 · Week 5
Final recorded weekly scores. The group chat appeals process remains unofficial.
Weekly highlights: Abominable Snowmen led with 194.46. City Wok Rions brought up the rear at 83.62. Closest margin: 1.78.
Cam Newtons fantasty99.10
SuckMyPresticles153.16
Margin 54.06 · Matchup 4
Starting lineups
Cam Newtons fantasty
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Joe Burrow | 24.60 |
| Jeremiyah Love | 2.20 |
| Keaton Mitchell | 5.90 |
| Carnell Tate | 1.60 |
| Rome Odunze | 5.00 |
| Mark Andrews | 4.80 |
| Matthew Golden | 20.30 |
| Josh Downs | 7.70 |
| Tyler Loop | 14.00 |
| Cleveland Browns | 13.00 |
SuckMyPresticles
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Brock Purdy | 17.16 |
| Bijan Robinson | 15.80 |
| Ollie Gordon | 14.80 |
| Garrett Wilson | 23.40 |
| Malik Nabers | 29.10 |
| Tyler Warren | 21.40 |
| KC Concepcion | 1.50 |
| Quinshon Judkins | 8.00 |
| Matt Gay | 5.00 |
| New York Jets | 17.00 |
The Dirtiest160.30
wcisco162.08
Margin 1.78 · Matchup 1
Starting lineups
The Dirtiest
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Sam Darnold | 10.30 |
| Bucky Irving | 31.50 |
| Omarion Hampton | 4.90 |
| Ja'Marr Chase | 19.70 |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | 12.90 |
| Brock Bowers | 23.00 |
| Braelon Allen | 18.60 |
| Harold Fannin | 1.40 |
| Jason Myers | 23.00 |
| Denver Broncos | 15.00 |
wcisco
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jacoby Brissett | 26.28 |
| Cam Skattebo | 7.10 |
| David Montgomery | 1.10 |
| Christian Watson | 32.30 |
| Emeka Egbuka | 17.20 |
| Sam LaPorta | 19.80 |
| Isaiah Likely | 32.40 |
| Luther Burden | 8.90 |
| Will Reichard | 16.00 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 1.00 |
Afghan National Team181.92
balls2thewalls2146.98
Margin 34.94 · Matchup 6
Starting lineups
Afghan National Team
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Matthew Stafford | 27.32 |
| Jahmyr Gibbs | 37.70 |
| Javonte Williams | 14.20 |
| Puka Nacua | 37.70 |
| Tee Higgins | 4.20 |
| Colston Loveland | 3.90 |
| Jaylen Waddle | 4.80 |
| Darius Cooper | 15.10 |
| Spencer Shrader | 21.00 |
| Houston Texans | 16.00 |
balls2thewalls2
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Aaron Rodgers | 22.00 |
| Kyren Williams | 19.60 |
| Jaylen Warren | 36.80 |
| Michael Wilson | 7.28 |
| Malik Washington | 12.10 |
| Tyler Higbee | 13.30 |
| Emanuel Wilson | 13.20 |
| Keon Coleman | 7.70 |
| Cam Little | 8.00 |
| Detroit Lions | 7.00 |
Killen Kehillah145.90
City Wok Rions83.62
Margin 62.28 · Matchup 2
Starting lineups
Killen Kehillah
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Josh Allen | 31.50 |
| Aaron Jones | 18.70 |
| Bhayshul Tuten | 11.60 |
| Nico Collins | 10.60 |
| George Pickens | 28.00 |
| Brenton Strange | 13.80 |
| Romeo Doubs | 2.60 |
| Davante Adams | 22.10 |
| Brandon Aubrey | 5.00 |
| Chicago Bears | 2.00 |
City Wok Rions
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Bo Nix | 7.92 |
| Jonathan Taylor | 11.20 |
| James Cook | 22.80 |
| Greg Dortch | 0.00 |
| Cooper Kupp | 3.50 |
| Tucker Kraft | 11.60 |
| J.K. Dobbins | 15.40 |
| Dohnte Meyers | 3.20 |
| Cameron Dicker | 6.00 |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 2.00 |
Abominable Snowmen194.46
landanss97.04
Margin 97.42 · Matchup 5
Starting lineups
Abominable Snowmen
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jayden Daniels | 32.26 |
| Christian McCaffrey | 17.30 |
| Derrick Henry | 21.00 |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | 22.80 |
| Zay Flowers | 14.60 |
| Trey McBride | 21.60 |
| Parker Washington | 30.40 |
| Rhamondre Stevenson | 17.50 |
| Chase McLaughlin | 7.00 |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 10.00 |
landanss
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Dak Prescott | 14.64 |
| Tyler Allgeier | 3.60 |
| TreVeyon Henderson | 4.80 |
| CeeDee Lamb | 2.90 |
| Drake London | 18.80 |
| Hunter Henry | 13.40 |
| Alvin Kamara | 2.60 |
| Wan'Dale Robinson | 11.30 |
| Ka'imi Fairbairn | 17.00 |
| New England Patriots | 8.00 |
Newmen108.26
MauiHowie123.64
Margin 15.38 · Matchup 3
Starting lineups
Newmen
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Drake Maye | 39.46 |
| Ashton Jeanty | 10.70 |
| Chase Brown | 7.00 |
| Jameson Williams | 18.70 |
| DK Metcalf | 5.30 |
| Jake Ferguson | 4.90 |
| Deebo Samuel | 2.50 |
| T.J. Hockenson | 1.70 |
| Evan McPherson | 7.00 |
| Minnesota Vikings | 11.00 |
MauiHowie
| Starter | Points |
|---|---|
| Jared Goff | 28.94 |
| D'Andre Swift | 17.30 |
| Roschon Johnson | 9.00 |
| Chris Olave | 8.60 |
| Mike Evans | 26.30 |
| George Kittle | 7.40 |
| Woody Marks | 12.50 |
| Chris Bell | 2.60 |
| Jake Bates | 10.00 |
| Dallas Cowboys | 1.00 |